Untitled #6

So many lives like
blank pages blowing across
empty parking lots.

#npm15 #haiku

(Posted on Twitter.)

Haiku For Dummies (Seven Brief Examples)

"We're reading all your
poetry. Wow, it's really
bad." — The NSA


$60K in loans
for a master's in writing?
Beer works better. Pass.


Haiku can suck it.
I hate counting syllables.
Wait, that doesn't rhyme.


So today I went
outside and like omigod
there's sunlight and stuff!


Don't read poetry!
Poetry leads to thinking!
Thinking leads to DRUGS!


Animal— flower—
tree— and other pretty things
that are on fire.


Reading sets a bad
example for everyone.
Think of the children!